England S.Africa 2010....the ultimate team?

[Abingdonman]

I dont see Capello doing it for England,it seems an impossible task for any one to get an England world cup win...but could WE select a better team ?
i believe i could...here is my selection for the next world cup in South Africa 2010..
GOAL
Cyril Smith.
LEFT BACK Tommy Cooper.
CENTRE BACKS Kenneth Williams. Larry Grayson.
RIGHT BACK Quenton Crisp.
LEFT MIDFIELD Ted Heath.(the 'grocer')
CENTRE MIDFIELD Arthur Fowler. Alf Garnet.
RIGHT MIDFIELD George Formby
CENTRE FOREWARDS Amy Winehouse. Eddie 'the eagle' Edwards.

REFEREES Nelson Mandela F.W.De Klerk. (joint referees)

they might not win the cup,but hey ....we could have a laugh!