Toilet Shortages...

[Mad Dan]

Whisper it softly, but with the Olympics coming up hot on the heels of RIAT, there appears to be a distinct whiff of a possibility that all the portaloos will have been scarffed up for dispersal in and around Stratford...

I merely raise the possibility, you understand... I have no inside information...fortunately!!!

[Mr Flibble]

No inside information?
You mean you have nothing to go on!


Boomtish...

[capercaillie]

Well I've dropped a stinker of a post in the participants thread

[swingy]

Whisper it softly, but with the Olympics coming up hot on the heels of RIAT, there appears to be a distinct whiff of a possibility that all the portaloos will have been scarffed up for dispersal in and around Stratford...

I merely raise the possibility, you understand... I have no inside information...fortunately!!!

Oh so tempting to ask for your source but fear for what the reply may be

[Dragon Rapide]

I had rather thought that with the vast sums of money being spent on it, there would be better facilities than portaloos at the Olympics!!

[Mad Dan]

Dragon Rapide said;

I had rather thought that with the vast sums of money being spent on it, there would be better facilities than portaloos at the Olympics!!

What - do you think we are flush with money???

[DanH]

All this talk of bogs is driving me round the u-bend.

[Danny]

With all the UK based loos otherwise engaged with the Olympics, will we be getting some rarer ones in from overseas?

[aviodromefriend]

Just check the dates of RIAT and London. The Olympics won't be interested in RIAT's toilets, as both urine and faeces will have been stinking around for too long to have it at the Olympics.

[Dragon Rapide]

Dragon Rapide said;

I had rather thought that with the vast sums of money being spent on it, there would be better facilities than portaloos at the Olympics!!

What - do you think we are flush with money???

[Robin]

Unfortunately, you will just have to go through the motions.

Robin.

[Ben H]

Hmmm that would be crap. Do they have a plan Number Two?

[Mad Dan]

Ben H said:

Hmmm that would be crap. Do they have a plan Number Two?

I don't know about that, but I do think there is a case for lots of these...





...to help keep them clean, you understand...

[Dragon Rapide]

Or just take a fishing rod.........

[capercaillie]

As its the turd year for this particular thread the Irish Air Corps have confimed attendance with a special pebble dashed schemed PC-9 flown by Ben Dover and Phil McCann.

[Mad Dan]

Whisper it softly, but I've heard that after last year's success with Alexandra Berk, they are hoping to get Lulu... Don't know if its to sing or what, though...

[Abingdonman]

As I was in a 20 deep toilet queue at Abingdon,I didnt think I would make it,so I took my mind off the situation by giving the cubicles names of well known showbusiness/personalities people...
the names I came up with were....
'The Elton john' .....such an obvious one
'The Greg Dyke' .....bought back memories of my childhood
'The Lou Rowles' .....almost perfect!

maybe my most appropriate name was 'Squeeze' ......wonder what Jools Holland would think of that!

I did think of one final name as I entered the cubicle and looked down in the stainless steel bowl....'The Torpedoes'!

PS
Sorry about the edits,but in hindsight,I should have thought of 'Elsan John' rather than Elton

[Dragon Rapide]

I think I can "sniff" a new thread coming on....

[ericbee123]

I'm going to recycle my annual toilet quip.

I don't care as I will be outside RIAT and peeing through the fence.

[st24]

Olympics taking all the toilets?! What an anus horribilis for RIAT...

[capercaillie]

Olympics taking all the toilets?! What an anus horribilis for RIAT...

Would anas horribilis be a Toliet Duck then?

[st24]

Olympics taking all the toilets?! What an anus horribilis for RIAT...

Would anas horribilis be a Toliet Duck then?

Well you would know the anser to that. With a lack of toilets I hope no-one gooses me, could be embarrasing..

[DanH]

Whisper it softly, but I've heard that after last year's success with Alexandra Berk, they are hoping to get Lulu... Don't know if its to sing or what, though...

I also heard this rumour. Apparently though, without a dedicated concert stage they have decided to have her perform atop an open top bus as it tours around the showground. The show will be called portalulu.

[DanH]

Whisper it softly, but I've heard that after last year's success with Alexandra Berk, they are hoping to get Lulu... Don't know if its to sing or what, though...

I also heard this rumour. Apparently though, without a dedicated concert stage they have decided to have her perform atop an open top bus as it tours around the showground. The show will be called portalulu.

[capercaillie]

Whisper it softly, but I've heard that after last year's success with Alexandra Berk, they are hoping to get Lulu... Don't know if its to sing or what, though...

I also heard this rumour. Apparently though, without a dedicated concert stage they have decided to have her perform atop an open top bus as it tours around the showground. The show will be called portalulu.

Is that a replacement for Desmond Double Dekker and the Faeces?